Unicorn Skateboarder FACTS March 13, 2014 12:32
The Celts (and Bread and Badger) believe the majestic Unicorn to be a symbol of grace, purity, of healing and of utter radness. Less is known of the Celts' thoughts on the common unicorn practice of riding skateboards...
Many contemporary unicorn enthusiasts believe that the unicorn can fly. They cannot, that is the true myth (nor do they require protective headgear. Fact: Unicorns never, ever wreck.)
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